Happy Camper

So... Who came up with the phrase "happy camper?" Have they ever even been camping? Have they seen the bathrooms on campsites infested with an assortment of ticks and centipedes? Have they ever had to set up their own tent? Have they ever gotten the spot inside the tent that is placed right on top of what is probably the hardest rock on the site? Have they ever left the flap open to get the breeze inside the tent because it was kinda hot, only to have it start raining [and i mean RAINING] at 2 in the morning? Have they ever left their shoes outside and woken up to find them completely soaked, because of the dew? Have they ever been to a campsite that does not include a shower? [those actually aren't so bad, cuz the showers there are totally disgusting] For some reason I highly doubt that the person who decided that phrase sounded grand has ever even seen a tent of any sort.